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Galen Surlak-Ramsey

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The Pirate

Captains & Cannons: Book 1

Death is a gamer.

Who knew?

Not Ethan, at least, not before a terrible accident left his best friend dying, and the Grim Reaper gave him a chance to win back his buddy’s soul.

All he has to do is beat the dark angel in a race within the Captains & Cannons universe.
Should be simple enough. After all, Ethan is no stranger to MMOs.

But when Ethan fires up his computer, he’s sucked into a world filled with sea dogs and serpents, all of which are far too real for his taste.

To make matters worse, he hasn’t a farthing to his name and just two weeks to build his skills, find a crew, and buy a ship before the regatta starts, or he’ll lose by default.

Thankfully, when he meets Zoey, a seasoned pirate and player, she offers her help in exchange for his, and he gladly accepts the deal.

What follows is a treacherous adventure on the high seas where Ethan will need to become the most cunning and savvy player to have entered the game if he’s to survive the ordeal and triumph over Death.

Critically Acclaimed Best-Selling Series: Dakota Adams

Find a ship, they said…

It’ll be fun, they said…

I never thought I’d have a bounty on my head the size of the Milky Way.

Of course, I never thought I’d be able to bend time, either.

But hey, life is full of surprises.

Don’t get me wrong, feeling like a goddess has its perks, but those perks come with a hefty price. My brain is tapioca. I’m stranded in the middle of dead space. Ratters are using me for target practice, and a giant, cybernetic monster named Oscar is trying to make me his new chew toy.

All this because I played superhero (or thief, according to some) and snatched a doomsday device from an intergalactic mobster.

So if I don’t make it out of here alive, remember this:

Above all else, I want a Viking funeral.

Signed copies available at Tiny Fox Press!

Amazon Best-Selling Series: Myths of Stone
 

BEING IMMORTAL IS GREAT.

Except when you’re an outcast.

Then it sucks.

It really, really sucks.

(Really.)

Euryale, sister of Medusa, longs to be accepted, but no matter what she does, all she gets is more of the same: heroes who want to kill her; strangers who want to manipulate her; and gods who want to torment her.

But there’s only so much a gorgon can take.

So when Euryale finally snaps and seeks vengeance, she discovers an ancient being who offers her a way to bring all of her enemies to their knees—if she’s willing to pay a hefty price.

And for a girl who’s shunned by all, what’s one more curse to bear?

Signed copies available at Tiny Fox Press!

Delightfully Geeky & Full of Binary Surprises

When Gabe created the world’s first sentient program, Pi, he thought things couldn’t get better.

Now he’s pretty sure things couldn’t get worse.

After a colossal error on Gabe’s part, Pi turns into a binary monster along the lines of HAL, GLaDOS, and SHODAN. As she goes on the rampage, the only thing rendering her mostly harmless is the fact that she doesn’t fully understand the physical world…yet.

But she’s learning.

And unless Gabe quickly finds a way to rein her in or shut her down, the next time Pi starts a fire, it won’t just be his empty house that goes up in flames.

If you’re a fan of Douglas Adams, Christopher Moore, or Terry Pratchet, then this is a novel for you.

Signed copies available at Tiny Fox Press!

Office Preserves

In HR, no one cares if you scream.

Some people fight for a new job.

On his first day, Toby can’t wait to lose his.

Without a doubt, Preser Tech is the most bizarre office he’s ever been in. The employees wear tattered clothes.Receptionists answer pretend phones, and the CEO wants everyone working for the rest of their lives.

Literally.

When Toby tries to leave and security threatens his life, he realizes he’s in trouble. Sadly, only a deranged secretary with a fetish for poisoning coworkers is willing to help. Now Toby must pry her secrets while avoiding being her next victim if he’s going to get home alive. What happens as the day wears on is hilariously disturbing and completely out of this world.

Signed copies available at Tiny Fox Press!

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