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Galen Surlak-Ramsey

Thanks for dropping by and checking out my books! Below is a list of all those that are out as well as those which are on the way. Be sure to sign up for my newsletter to get super-secret info upcoming titles, as well as free short stories! Enjoy!

Amazon Best Seller and Best New Release, July, 2018!

The gods are funny. 

Except when you  piss them off. 

Then they suck. They really, really, suck.

(really)

Alexander Weiss discovers this tidbit when he inadvertently insults Athena, Goddess of Wisdom, and she casts him away on a forgotten isle filled with statues.

Being marooned is bad enough, but the fact that the island is also the home of Euryale, elder sister to Medusa, makes the situation a touch worse. The only thing keeping Alex from being petrified is the fact that Euryale has taken a liking to the blundering mortal.

For now.

What follows next is a wild, adventurous tale filled with heroes, gods, monsters, love, and war that is nothing short of legendary.

 

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In HR, no one cares if you scream.

Tagged and bagged, Toby Bennet is dumped in the lobby of Preser Tech, a faithfully reproduced office building where aliens come to find humans in their natural work environment.

Refusing to spend the rest of his life in a zoo, Toby scours for a way out. He soon finds a young woman named Clarice who is willing to help, but her sanity is long gone. Worse, every time Toby tries to pump her for info, she tries to get into his pants. That wouldn’t be too bad if her idea of foreplay wasn’t to cut out her lover’s eyes.

Now it’s up to Toby to find a way to satisfy her psychotic urges and pry her secrets without going on disability if he’s ever going to have a shot at getting home alive and in one piece.

 

Coming 2018.

Available for preorder.

When Gabe created the world’s first sentient program, Pi, he thought things couldn’t get better.

Now he’s pretty sure things couldn’t get worse.

After a colossal error on Gabe’s part, Pi turns into a binary monster along the lines of HAL, GLaDOS, and SHODAN. As she goes on the rampage, the only thing rendering her mostly harmless is the fact that she doesn’t fully understand the physical world…yet.

But she’s learning.

And unless Gabe quickly finds a way to rein her in or shut her down, the next time Pi starts a fire, it won’t just be his empty house that goes up in flames.

If you’re a fan of Douglas Adams, Christopher Moore, or Terry Pratchet, then this is a novel for you.

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