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Galen Surlak-Ramsey

Thanks for dropping by and checking out my books! Below is a list of all those that are out as well as those which are on the way. Be sure to sign up for my newsletter to get super-secret info upcoming titles, as well as free short stories! Enjoy!

Amazon Best Seller and Best New Release, July, 2018!

The gods are funny. 

Except when you  piss them off. 

Then they suck. They really, really, suck.

(really)

Alexander Weiss discovers this tidbit when he inadvertently insults Athena, Goddess of Wisdom, and she casts him away on a forgotten isle filled with statues.

Being marooned is bad enough, but the fact that the island is also the home of Euryale, elder sister to Medusa, makes the situation a touch worse. The only thing keeping Alex from being petrified is the fact that Euryale has taken a liking to the blundering mortal.

For now.

What follows next is a wild, adventurous tale filled with heroes, gods, monsters, love, and war that is nothing short of legendary.

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Signed copies available at Tiny Fox Press! Or grab a regular copy at any of the other stores, too.

Rise of the Gorgon Teaser

BEING THE DAUGHTER OF A GOD IS GREAT.

Except when you’re an outcast.

Then it sucks.

It really, really sucks.

(Really).

Euryale, sister of Medusa, longs to be accepted, but no matter what she does, all she gets is more of the same: heroes who want to kill her; strangers who want to manipulate her; and gods who want to torment her.

What they’re all about to find out is, there’s only so much a gorgon can take.

So when Euryale finally snaps and seeks vengeance, it’s not long before she discovers an ancient, terrible power that could bring the Olympians to their knees—if she’s willing to pay a hefty price.

And for a girl who’s shunned by all, what’s one more curse to bear?

Coming 2019!

Find a ship, they said…

It’ll be fun, they said…

I never thought I’d have a bounty on my head the size of the Milky Way.

Of course, I never thought I’d be able to bend time, either.

But hey, life is full of surprises.

Don’t get me wrong, feeling like a goddess has its perks, but those perks come with a hefty price. My brain is tapioca. I’m stranded in the middle of dead space. Ratters are using me for target practice, and a giant, cybernetic monster named Oscar wants to use me for a chew toy.

All this because I played superhero (or thief, according to some) and snatched a doomsday device from an intergalactic mobster.

So if I don’t make it out of here alive, remember this:

Above all else, I want a Viking funeral.

Series launches Sept 24, 2019!

In HR, no one cares if you scream.

Some people fight for a new job.

On his first day, Toby can’t wait to lose his.

Without a doubt, Preser Tech is the most bizarre office he’s ever been in. The employees wear tattered clothes.Receptionists answer pretend phones, and the CEO wants everyone working for the rest of their lives.

Literally.

When Toby tries to leave and security threatens his life, he realizes he’s in trouble. Sadly, only a deranged secretary with a fetish for poisoning coworkers is willing to help. Now Toby must pry her secrets while avoiding being her next victim if he’s going to get home alive. What happens as the day wears on is hilariously disturbing and completely out of this world.

Signed copies available at Tiny Fox Press!

Delightfully Geeky & Full of Binary Surprises

When Gabe created the world’s first sentient program, Pi, he thought things couldn’t get better.

Now he’s pretty sure things couldn’t get worse.

After a colossal error on Gabe’s part, Pi turns into a binary monster along the lines of HAL, GLaDOS, and SHODAN. As she goes on the rampage, the only thing rendering her mostly harmless is the fact that she doesn’t fully understand the physical world…yet.

But she’s learning.

And unless Gabe quickly finds a way to rein her in or shut her down, the next time Pi starts a fire, it won’t just be his empty house that goes up in flames.

If you’re a fan of Douglas Adams, Christopher Moore, or Terry Pratchet, then this is a novel for you.

Signed copies available at Tiny Fox Press!

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